Lucid Moon Poetry Press Catalogue
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Rare Back Issues of Lucid Moon Poetry Magazine
Most back issues are available, January 1997 to Fall 1999! Issues are rare and out of print. Please write alternate choices when ordering. Prices are $10, $15 and $20 depending on size of issue. The biggest issue was 386 pages. Send cash or make checks or money orders out to Ralph Haselmann Jr., address above.
$10 each: Jan 1997 issue #1; Feb 1997 issue #2; Mar 1997 issue #3; Mid-March 1997 issue #4, April 1997 issue 5; Mid-April 1997 issue #6; May 1997 issue #7; Mid-May 1997 issue #8; June 1997 issue #9; Mid-June 1997 issue #10; July 1997 issue #11; Aug 1997 issue #12; Sep 1997 issue #13; Oct 1997 issue #14; Nov 1997 issue #15; Dec 1997
$15 each: Jan 1998 issue #17; Feb 1998 issue #18; Mar 1998 issue #19; April 1998 issue #20, May 1998 issue $21; June 1998 issue #22; July issue #23; Aug 1998 issue #24; Sep 1998 issue #25; Oct 1998 issue #26; Nov 1998 issue #27; Dec 1998 issue #28
$20 each: Jan 1999 issue #29; Feb 1999 issue #30; Mar1999 issue #31; April 1999 issue #32; May 1999 issue #33; June 1999 issue # 34; July issue #35; August issue #36; Fall 1999 issue #37
Rare Lucid Moon Poetry Broadsides
A poetry broadside is 11 by 17 page of poetry folded over, equal to 4 pages of poems. I first did 7 broadsides with Dave and Ana Christy in New Hope PA in 1996. I started the Lucid Moon Poetry Broadside Series in 1998 and the series is discontined because my right hand is paralyzed due to my near fatal car accident of 2001. I'm a danger with an exacto knife! Collect them all! Broadsides are $2 each plus s.a.s.e. or loose stamps. I always need stamps, send a book of stamps to me whenever you can! Please send cash or make check or money order out to Ralph Haselmann Jr., address above.
Broadsides available:1. Valentines Day Special / Ralph Haselmann Jr.
2. Eyes & Imagination ( poems inspired by Jim Morrison) / Ralph Haselmann Jr.
3. Two Souls Tripping poems by Kevin M. Hibshman and Ralph Haselmann Jr.
4. Chasing Rainbows (heartfelt romantic poems) / Ralph Haselmann Jr.
5. Scattershot Haze (Beat-inspired poems) / Ralph Haselmann Jr.
6. Start All Over / (depressing poems) Ralph Haselmann Jr.
7. The Dream Of Narcissus (gay-themed poems) / Ralph Haselmann Jr.
8. Shards Of The Heart / Sharon McNulty
9. Blues For Buddha / David Portolano
10. Blood Moon (for Jean Genet) / Kevin M. Hibshman
11. Sorry Gordon Lightfoot / Ana Christy
12. Aufweidersehen Austria With No Regrets / Caryl Traugott
13. The Birth Of Cool / Wayne Wilkinson
14. Can You Haiku? / Ralph Haselmann Jr.
15. Only In My Dreams / Dave Church
16. The Warm Hello Of The Sun / Ralph Haselmann Jr.
17. Abstract Melodies / Joe Verrilli
18. You Can Still Go Home Again / Ralph Haselmann Jr.
19. Inspired By The Spirit / Charles Portolano
20. Rainbabies / Dean Wells
21. The Universe Minus You / Mark Spitzer
22. Trippin' In New Hope With Ed Galing / Ed Galing
23. Blue Flame And Butterflies / Kevin M. Hibshman
24. 2064: A Poetic Odyssey / Dan Hettmannsperger III
25. Rubber Martian Songs / Jeff Grimshaw
26. Heartsongs / Ed Galing
27. These Are Not Words / John Gallo
28. Peppermint Sticks (A Return Visit) / Ed Galing
29. Conversations With Bukowski / Ed Galing
30. Summer Love / Ralph Haselmann Jr.
31. Watching The Dogs Cry / David C. Orsheski
32. Dreaming Of Insomnia / Nathan Graziano
33. 12 Noon Polaroid / Mark Sonnenfeld
34. Dreaming In Color / Ralph Haselmann Jr.
35. Indian Who Sings The Blues / Raven
36. Conversations With Myself / Ralph Haselmann Jr.
37. I Always Wanted A Broad's Backside / Frank Moore
38. Just A Minute, Nature's Taking A Shit! / David Mark Dannov
39. Gales Creek, Oregon, 97117 / Joseph Sherman Sargent
40. Jesus Freaks / Ana Christy and David Whitacre
41. Coyote And Other Poems Of Silence And Desire / H. Lamar Thomas
42. Blessings / Michael Douglas Himmer
43. Dead Hippies Wake! / Ralph Haselmann Jr.
44. The Ghost Of Helen Keller / John Dorsey
45. Pittston, PA, June 11th, 1989 / Dave Orcheski
46. The Sky Set Ablaze / Eric Evans
47. Outer Borough Blues / Matthew Sheahan
48. The Rebels And The Rebellious / Joseph Verrilli
49. Forever Summer / Anselm Brocki
50. Primary Colors / Phil Waterhouse
Rare Ralphabeat Radio Tapes
These are fun conversation/music/poetry 90 minute cassette tapes that aired on Berkeley, California performance artist Frank Moore's Luver Radio. See Other Cool Websites link for Luver Radio for a link to his site. Relax, Frank Moore and Luver Radio pays Ascap and Bmi, the price for these tapes just covers the cost of the tape and postage. Ralphabeat Radio aired on Tuesdays 5-7 pm EDT on Luver (Love Underground Vision Radio). Click on schedule once you get to the Luver site and click on the title of each show for a description and photo of the show hosts. I'm on there with Ralphabeat Radio and Lucid Moon Potpourri! Ralphabeat Radio tapes are made with my close friends Poet/publishers Dave and Ana Christy from New Hope, PA. We have a dinner, some wine, vodka, iced tea (or insert beverage of your choice) and make a 90 minute tape with music and a poetry reading using a cheap microphone hooked up to a stereo system (food inspires us, that's why most of the tape names are food!) See Dave and Ana Christy's separate Alpha Beat Press Catalog page for a wide assortment of cool broadsides, chapbooks, books and zines! Ralphabeat Radio tapes are $10 each, cash, check or money order made out to Ralph Haselmann Jr. See address above.
Tapes available:1. Orange Roughy 12/9/97
2. Spaghetti And Sausage 1/16/98
3. Ralphabeat Radio 2/13/98
4. Hors D'Ouevres and Enemas 3/13/98
5. Joey's Castration 4/10/98
6. Mona Lisa Blue Cheese Blues 4/24/98
7. Pizza On The House 5/15/98
8. Swedish Meatballs 5/29/98
9. Bacon, Bacon, Bacon 6/19/98
10. Choking On A Breath Mint 7/10/98
11. Cheap Vodka And A Full Belly 8/7/98
12. Galumpkies 8/28/98
13. Shake N' Bake Like A Willow Tree 10/16/98
14. Cheeseburgers For Breakfast 10/30/98
15. Bruce Juice! 11/20/98
16. Santa Baby 12/11/98
17. Eating A Parrot Grinder 1/9/99
18. Jawbone Ramblings 1/29/99
19. Idiotstorm 2/12/99
20. Phyllo Dough Boy 3/5/99
21. No Room For Liverwurst 4/2/99
22. Jambalaya Jamboree 5/1/99
23. No R.E.M. And Bad Parking 5/28/99
24. Solo Flogger (solo Ralphy ) 6/10/99
25. Nyuk Nyuk 6/25/99
26. Wow! I Have A Microphone! (solo Ralphy) 7/12/99
27. Bottom's Up! 7/16/99
28. Steak On A Stick 8/27/99
29. Eat Till You Burst! 9/24/99
30. A Visit To The Vomitorium 10/15/99
31. Greco-Roman Cluster Fuck 11/99
32. Midnight Moonlight Margaritas 1/14/00
33. Empty Hoagie, Full Belly 2/11/00
34. The Carbonara Incident 3/3/00
35. Arthur Treacher And The Iggy Pops 3/3/00
36. Sesame Puppy 3/17/00
37. Karoke For Kevin 5/19/00
38. Hillbillies From Space 6/1/00
39. Curly Fries Blues 6/23/00
Books by Ralph Haselmann, Jr.
Wounded Heart, Naked Soul
Wounded Heart, Naked Soul is author Ralph Haselmann Jr.'s first collection of poetry. In it he deals with the deaths of his beloved grandfather Theodore R. Mackoul, his best friend Mark Waser, and his favorite actor River Phoenix. Ralph also comes to grips with his bisexuality and manic depression in this powerful, moving, compassionate, alternately sad and funny work that is ultimately uplifting and elegiac. Thought-provoking and highly original, Wounded Heart, Naked Soul is a tour-de-force from a remarkable fresh new talent.
Reviews, Praise and Excerpts for and from Wounded Heart, Naked Soul by Ralph Haselmann Jr.
Wounded Heart, Naked Soul, was published Summer 2001. Paperback, 140 pages, $16 plus $4.95 s&h from www.Amazon.com, www.BarnesandNoble.com, or www.Borders.com, or $30 ppd. signed by the author from from Ralph Haselmann Jr., 67 Norma Road, Hampton, NJ 08827.
Scattershot Haze
Scattershot Haze is poet Ralph Haselmann Jr.'s second book of poetry, and in it he explores America in all its terrible beauty, the violent wasteland it has become and the hope and dreams that still linger in the heart of many a poet and dreamer. Here Ralph pays hommage to the Beat Generation poets, hippies and musicians of the 1950's and 1960's he has long admired, and tempers it with social and political awareness and a healthy dose of humour. This collection also includes seven humourous Beat inspired short stories Ralph wrote in his manic state one month! Get ready to expand and enlighten your mind with Ralph as he hallucinates and hitchhikes through history!
Scattershot Haze was published Summer 2001. Paperback, 140 pages, $16 plus $4.95 s&h from www.Amazon.com, www.BarnesandNoble.com, or www.Borders.com, or $30 ppd. signed by the author from from Ralph Haselmann Jr., 67 Norma Road, Hampton, NJ 08827.
Other books by Ralph Haselmann, Jr. to follow in 2004 and beyond:
Eyes And Imagination (An homage to Arthur Rimbaud & Jim Morrison)Two Souls Tripping (co-authored by Kevin M. Hibshman)
The Warm Hello Of The Sun ( more heartfelt, romantic love poems)
Lucid Moon: Nature Poems & Haiku
A Dream Diary (dream diaries, dream-themed poems, and a stream of consciousness essay).